ugly poem #7 (I CAN DO IT! part one): be an asshole, I CAN DO IT, YES!, be a stupid, I CAN DO IT, YES!, be a piece o' shit in da toilet bowl, I CAN DO IT, YES!, be a dork, I CAN DO IT, YES!, be a doofus, I CAN DO IT, YES!, be a loser, I CAN DO IT, YES!, be a total nothing, I CAN DO IT, YES!, (to be continued), ...